Indian cricket is going to have a terrible World Cup, and only people with their heads in the sand can think they will do well there. The pitches in West Indies are fast, making it easy for the players to lose, even though they already have a hard time on them. They will move on to the next round (I really hope so) if they beat the weak teams, but they will lose again to the strong teams, and they will soon be out and forgotten. So instead of being sad, the fans have nothing left to do but make fun of them. So here goes!
The story goes that there was a couple who had been married for a long time and had a son between the ages of 5 and 6. Things were getting worse between them. So, in the end, they decided that it would be better for them to get a divorce than to keep living together like this.
So, they talked with a lawyer. But the big question was who would take care of the child. During the court hearing, it was decided that their son should be the one to decide. So the judge asked, "Son, would you like to stay with your mom?"
The child said, "No, my mother beats me."So the judge asked, "Then, would you like to stay with your dad?" The child said, "No, even my dad beats me."
Now the judge was in a tough spot and didn't know what to do. After thinking about the child for a while, he smiled at what he came up with. And he decided that the child should stay with any guesses? Come on, you already know this.
Ok, here's the answer: The judge decided that the kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they never lose. And here are some one-liners to make your day more interesting:
Why do Indian babies always cry and make noise?
They are learning how to play Indian cricket so they can do it when they are older. What do you call an Indian cricketer who has his hands tied? You can count on this cricketer. What are the four words that any Indian batsman will never forget? Did you bat today? Why don't people blink when Tendulkar steps up to the plate? We just don't have time to wait until he gets out again. What makes an Indian batsman different from an Australian one? 100 runs. What makes batteries different from Indian cricketers? There is a good thing about batteries. How do you make Indian cricket players run from wicket to wicket? On each end, you put food.
Yes, I know that some of these jokes are really mean to the Indian team, but I felt like I could say them because of how they have been playing lately (except for their two recent wins against West Indies, which I think were more of a fluke than anything else).
I don't know how players like Ganguly, Tendulkar, Dravid, and the rest can disappoint their fans over and over again. Sometimes it seems like they don't really want to play and that they easily gamble away their wicket
