I never thought that aphrodisiacs would work.
You'd understand where I'm coming from if you knew that I've been married for a while and that no amount of chocolates, oysters, or whatever else has gotten my wife to try, uh, something new when it comes to sexual explorations.
So, I always thought that aphrodisiacs were urban legends made up by people who were either too optimistic or just plain crazy. In the real world, or at least my real world, aphrodisiacs are nothing but empty boxes with empty promises.
I was wrong, though!
Pheromones and their effects on human sexuality have been talked about for a long time, but I always thought they were like aphrodisiacs, which are stories rather than facts. Even though Pheromones are getting more and more popular among my friends. Even though some of them mispronounce and misspell it as "Phermones," they know what it's about.
Pheromone is a chemical that animals make to send each other messages that are based on their most basic needs. There's nothing more basic than sex, of course. Pheromone was first seen in female silk worms, which released it to attract males of their own species when it was time to mate. Since then, it has been seen in a lot of insects, and over time, scientists have seen the same thing in mammals.
Pheromones make people want to be with each other. They have a unique smell that brings out the most basic instincts, especially in the opposite sexes of the same species.
Pheromones were not found in people until 1986, when a group of scientists in Philadelphia found them. They are made by women, which makes men want to get close to them very much. Men also make them, which makes them more connected to the females of our species.
The problem is that different people make different kinds of pheromones. Some people seem to have too much of this, well, hormone of desire, while others seem to have too little.
How to fix it?
Human pheromone has been grown and made to blend perfectly with oil, cologne, and perfume. Since pheromones make people want to smell them, what better way to spread them than through different smells?
My college friend Billy Bob was the first person to order those simple bottles of Pheromone perfume, which he still insists should be spelled "Phermone" to this day.
Within a week of his first purchase, Billy Bob was very excited to tell us what he had found.
"It worked, man!" I can still hear him yelling. "My wife's not freaking cold after all!" he said, still beaming with happiness.
At the time, I was still unsure about things like pheromone perfume, pheromone cologne, pheromone oil, etc., but another friend of ours, Paul, took Billy Bob's lead and went for it. Paul is a very interesting person. He doesn't worry about trying new things. He wanted to know if female Pheromone would make him more attractive to guys since he is gay.
What's that?
During his vacation in Phuket, Thailand, he tried it out and said it was the best time of his life. He added, "If you know what I mean."
Two of my friends said the same thing, so I told my wife what they said. She knew more about it than I did, which surprised me. It turns out that her cousin Beth, who has been afraid of getting a divorce for a long time, has been singing the praises of Pheromone as the thing that saved her marriage. Beth says that since she started wearing Pheromone perfume, her husband has become more adventurous in bed.
In mythological stories, I have heard about the love potion of Eros. In Wiccan lore, I have heard about love potions. Love potions have been in a lot of movies I've seen since I was a kid. I've always thought that love potions were made up stories. And I was never going to believe that, not in the way it was told in old myths and not in the way it seems to be told now in pheromone perfumes, colognes, oils, and other similar products.
But when my wife started to wear it...
Well, let's just say that no amount of testimonials could convince anyone that something like Pheromone, or Phermone as many people call it, doesn't work like magic.
But if you don't try it, you're missing out on some great things, I can tell you that much.
I think you should try it. After all, most places that sell this sexual attractant offer a money-back guarantee. You can't lose anything...
...and a lot of new things to enjoy.
Isn't that a fair chance?
But what about me? Who needs Viagra when my wife's pheromones tell me to come get some?
